Midwestern Monologues: Tory Burch

 

{Brian Kvidera}

So I’ve been eyeing these suckas for a while.  Oh, those Tory Burch Revas…. I haven’t been able to justify the cost of new shoes that were not for work, so I called my oh-so-lovely friend (a.k.a Sarah) and posed the question, “Do you think Tory Burch Revas are worth the purchase?”  Her response, “Uh, I’m like their spoke-person.”  So what did I do? Purchased them that night.  Were they worth the purchase?  Uh, hell ya! My feet.  My Revas!  Feet up in St. Louis!

Hi, I'm Cindy.  I live in Kansas City and date often (eh..)  regularlysometimes (shit). I date. I dated a guy once that lived in the Northeast. He described Kansas City as utterly Midwestern. His description of the women here? Farm fresh and corn fed. I hate to admit it, but that sums me up in 4 words and an ampersand. Yes, yes, I am a personality girl whose verbosity and crazy antics sometimes gets the best of her. Yet, it always makes for a damn good time. (well…)  

love, love,

cin